I was chatting with a friend of mine and I asked her when she was getting married. She replied me with a “dunno” BBM smile. Red flag! If the girl in a relationship doesn’t know when the wedding is, who would know? The guy? 😐
So I asked her further questions: “What is the plan? When is the mutually agreed date?” She laughed. You see, as I’ve come to find out, there are three wedding dates in (almost) every mature relationship:
- The girl’s date = Yesterday + 1 day
- The guy’s date = The current year + 4 years
- The mutually agreed date: The guy only agrees to let peace reign
Hehe. This is just for fun o. Ladies, thank you for reading, now you can please close the page.
Guys, please …
It is NOT just for fun, You know I’m telling the truth. The reason I can admit that here is because I have leverage: If she says “eh hen, so it wasn’t a joke?”, I’d ask her how she knows that because she shouldn’t be here and then we’d turn it to a “be submissive” argument 😀
Maybe I’d really write about marriage from a guy’s perspective.